By: anonymous Posted: Wednesday 8 Feb @ 3:09:02 am  
Category: Shit Confessions

I hate to say it but I really like the smell of my own shit! I don't make a habit of smelling it, well I didn't use to, but I accidentally got a bit on my fingers when I was wiping my ass a few years back and I thought 'What the hell?'. So I gave it a little whiff and f*ck me if it wasn't one of the sweetest smelling aromas I've ever had the pleasure to fill my lungs with. I thought it may have been because of the food I had eaten earlier in the day but when I cast my mind back it was only the normal things I have most days; cereal, some fruit, a sandwich and...oh yeah, I had a curry! Maybe that was it! The big, spicy chicken tika masala I had for dinner. Maybe that's what made my shit smell so wonderful.

I tried to get my girlfriend to enjoy it by 'accidentally' shoving a finger up her nose whilst we were having sex but she was having none of it. Oh well. Her loss I guess.

Ever since that day there's been no looking back for me. I'm a confirmed 'shit sniffer' and I f*cking LOVE IT!

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